Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up
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hey if ur lgbt rb this and tag ur sexuality/gender and what loot you would drop if u died in a video game
this gave me TRAUMATIC flashbacks sksk
This is like Every mean girl I ever meet coming together in my subconscious
I didn’t think this would hit me as hard as it did. Shit.
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.
weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
The Avengers & Co. as Shit My Friends Have Said
Tony Stark:
- “My life is an ‘oops’ command.”
- “Oh boy, 3am! Except you don’t get krabby patties you just get… depression.”
- “Wake up America, science is gay.”
- “Purgatory is hell for basic bitches.”
- “How high would I have to drop 280 bananas for it to kill me?”
- “I’m depressed, stressed, and ready to diiiiiiiiiiiie.”
- “Knock knock. Who’s there? Is that the depression?”
- “Shhh let me blame my Irresponsible sleeping habits on the sex squirrels.”
- “Stop objectifying me. Or don’t, I’m not really sure.”
- “Just let me do the alcohol!”
- “I peaked as a zygote.”
- “I’m not a person, I’m more of a sad sack of pasta.”
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“Scientifically, dude, that’s big dick energy. Trust me, I know. I’m a science major.”
Steve Rogers:
- “Just because you AmeriCAN doesn’t mean you AmeriSHOULD.”
- *eating a peanut butter pie from Wegman’s* “I’ve never had sex, but this has to be better.”
- “Have you ever been on the lam?”
- “LETS GO AMERICA WHAT A TIME TO BE GAY”
- “I had sex with a girl once. And by sex I mean I stared at her until she got uncomfortable.”
- “Not with money, with my fists.”
- “Use your penis wisely!”
- “I’m a human icepack! It’s fine!”
Natasha Romanoff:
- “It’s not murder if the ice cream does it.”
- “I’m a certified bitchTM.”
- *said with hella shade* “Honey, I knew you in 2015 and you did not look like that.”
- “All you need is Disney World and sex, preferably sex at Disney World.”
- “I am a little petite skinny-ass white bitch and I’m not scared of Chicago. It’s not that scary!”
Clint Barton:
- “Wine is like the liquid ghosts of dead grapes.”
- “TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“
- “You sent her over here to touch me!”
- “Caw-caw bitch!”
- “This is why I love being on the floor. I can spread out like a starfish.”
- “I’m gonna eat in the sammich.”
Bruce Banner:
- “You know what, if it doesn’t work out, I’m just gonna move to Peru and be a goat farmer.”
- “By default that makes you 10% less smarter.”
- “Sometimes I wish I was a platypus.”
- “You are not you when you’re Snickers.”
- “Chem is basically memorization and math… Bio is all memorization and physics is all math… oh my god.”
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“Like, 27% of the time, I just wanna drop everything and go live alone in a cave just to avoid people, you know?”
Thor:
- “Bagels are the only things that should be separate but equal.”
- “It doesn’t make sense… but I understand.”
- “I have the power of God and Potassium on my side!!!!!”
- “The only thing we snort is the smell of old books.”
- “Whoooaaaaa… Lip syncing is just air vocals.”
- “Deer are basically just giant horse dogs.”
- “OUT OF THE 1 UNIVERSE 9 PLANETS 7 SEAS SEVEN CONTINENTS 809 ISLANDS AND 208 COUNTRIES U HAVE TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS!”
Sam Wilson:
- “Everything you need to know in life you can learn from two movies: The Lion King and The Godfather.”
- “The government didn’t invent birds!”
- “I can feel the racism, it’s radiating. Like greenhouse gasses.”
- “People don’t think shit be like it do, but it do.”
- “Can I offer you an earbud in these trying times?”
Wanda Maximoff:
- “This bitch has glowing eyes!… This bitch! Has glowing eyes!!!”
- “I’m not a virus, guys. You can sit down.”
- “I’m having a hard time existing today.”
Rhodey:
- “I want a gun that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny bullets.”
- “Step 1: Apply physical contact to the friend area.”
- “I got bitch-slapped by Jesus on a roller-coaster.”
Vision:
- “Am I a Barbie doll or a Tonka truck?”
- “It’s a Girl Scout badge for my brain.”
- “I feel weird without my butt.”
- “I am fake people.”
- “It was dabomb dot… edu. I’m educated.”
- “I guess I’m a plant. *Holds out arms and looks to the sun* PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!”
Peter Parker:
- “Look, all of the money we’re not spending on alcohol… we can spend on fruit snacks.”
- “Chicken is just an evolved egg.”
- “Guys… I can feel that apple juice in my nose.”
- “What if you had hot dogs for arms?”
- “Guys… what if you woke up one day and had dick fingers?”
- “This bitch cute… YEET!”
- “Snocks.”
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*Encouraging friend to eat a brownie* “Oh, come on! We don’t have to worry about heart disease for a few more decades!”
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“The only thing I have ever used my twitter for was to live tweet high school musical at the ten year reunion, so I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
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*takes a long sip of a Capri Sun* “You gotta fuck the system… before the system… fucks you.”
Loki:
- “I can stab Anyone with Anything because I believe in Jesus Christ.”
- “I am uncultured, I am swine, get the fuck over it.”
- “I have two emotions: harp and hatred.”
- “I’m feeling very stabby.”
Pepper Potts:
- “I’m officially The Business BitchTM.”
- “Oh good. Oh grand. Oh fuck my life.”
- *distressed* “I can’t eat. I’m a woman.”
Bucky Barnes:
- “We are all the murder scarf.”
- *when asked how they got a smoothie* “I killed a man.”
- “I’ll have you know, I am the resident fish.”
- “Who I am I?”
- *happily* “Looks like there’s some internal bleeding going on.”
- “Oh look! Dead people.”
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“You look like you murdered the Cookie Monster!”
Scott Lang:
- “What if I did an armed robbery… but instead of asking for money, I ask for cellos.”
